A person who does power plays with moving vehicles by j-walking slowly in front of them.
They risk their life on the bet that you see them crossing the street, and as you get closer, make no effort to move out of the way any faster.
They risk their life on the bet that you see them crossing the street, and as you get closer, make no effort to move out of the way any faster.
by congiocoso July 5, 2012

by horatio de marquis April 18, 2009

Someone from jail calls you and knows there is no money on the phone and leaves a ghetto text instead of their name so you receive a short message.
How to get a Ghetto Text when inmate calls,
Answer phone: You have a call from "I love you" an inmate in the (fill in the blank) facility.
Answer phone: You have a call from "I love you" an inmate in the (fill in the blank) facility.
by smokinbudha December 12, 2013

Khris: "I was walking home and i bought a bottle of Prosecco and a bucket of fried chicken! HAHAHAHA My parents got drunk offa 1 glass of Prosecco!"
Dante: "That is a very unique combo.. I think we can call that KHRIS GHETTO"
Dante: "That is a very unique combo.. I think we can call that KHRIS GHETTO"
by Dante Woodhaven February 28, 2013

by IMAEATYOBABIESX August 19, 2009

by Shmooziedooziedooo June 16, 2017

An undefined, shotgun approach to engineering.
Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"
Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.
See nutstache
Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"
Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.
See nutstache
by Erik December 11, 2003
