laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

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Finna dump

Ejaculate into or onto someone or something.

This girl so hot, I'm finna dump if she let's me.

by Et08 March 12, 2023

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While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

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Fire Dump

When you light your shit on fire in the toilet

I just let out a huge shit and lit it on fire, resulting in a fire dump!

by GhastMarine May 26, 2012

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chat dumped

Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).

Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

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