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Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.
Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.
by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011
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Last Chance Underpants

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.
Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha
by nextdaycorn October 18, 2012
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No Chance Hooligan

A moron, a time waster, a person who lives in their own world, someone who has no grip on reality, could be but not limited to a stoner, a crackhead a dole bludger etc.

This guy has no clue about money, petrol, living in the real world,what a No chance hooligan.
I went out on a few dates with Georgie, it was going well but then out of nowhere she stopped getting back to me, she turned out to be a real No Chance Hooligan!

My mate only wants to sit in his shed and get baked, what a no chance hooligan.

How much chance does she have? None!
by MichaelSchofield89 November 9, 2012
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Pink Chandelier

The subsequent prolapsing of ones vagina after vigorous sex. Leaving it puffy and hung like that of a bonobos
I fucked her so hard last night I gave her a pink chandelier!
by Hercules Constantine September 15, 2016
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ass chandelier

a fancy dingle berry.

basically if you're called this, you are still a dingle.. just on another level.
" Corey and Jessica are being ass chandeliers" - ( because we are hot, but still behaving like idiots)
by corbagx May 12, 2016
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Emo-chandelier

When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."
Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!
by cumcake02 March 22, 2017
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Obituary Chances

Engaging in highly risky acts that could lead to one's untimely demise.
Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.
by menoenglish April 20, 2017
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