CGR ( Can't get right ) 

When you are unemployed , drunk off your ass all the time and/or just plain lazy. There are 4 stages
Stage 1: Unemployed
Stage 2: Unemployed and alcoholic
Stage 3: Raging drunk and obnoxious a hole
Stage 4: Wife beater (very rare)

John: Damn man Chris has got that CGR ( Can't get right )for about 6 months now
Tim: Yeah man heard he might have CGR stage 3. Might not be able to shake it.

CGR ( Can't get right ) by Ron Teal July 25, 2012

I can't decide? 

When you find a definition on Urban Dictionary that you've never heard of but you think other people might have heard of it, so you just click this. (NOTE: Never click this when you see a definition that is a name, e.g. Michael)

I was voting for words on Urban Dictionary and I found this word called Purple Rain, I didn't know the word so I clicked the I can't decide? button.

I can't decide? by Literally Anyone February 19, 2017

i can't do anything 

what I say all the fucking time.

Teacher: Do your work!
Me: I can't do anything.

i can't do anything by XxBlue70xX February 20, 2019

flex tape can't fix that 

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

flex tape can't fix that by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

I saw it you can delete it now

“I saw it, you can delete it now” is a reference some people would use if person x posted a “cute” picture. Resembling that the picture was only meant for them to see and not anyone else.

*sees girlfriend post a cute picture* *boyfriend texts her*: I saw it you can delete it now

I saw it you can delete it now by urban defier June 27, 2021

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him. 

he's a fucking warrior

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him. by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019

only god can judge me 

A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"

"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."

only god can judge me by BigRed527 December 11, 2014