Pack the Crack 

Verb;

To perform anal sex; to stimulate another anus sexually using toys

Bro, Jessica totally let me pack the crack last night!
No way dude, Maxie won't ever let me even bring up the subject of anal!

Pack the Crack by chrisbkremes October 4, 2017

snack my crack 

An alternative to “eat my ass” an the like.

Person 1: “Hey, did not love that “Star Is Born” movie with Gaga?”

Me: Yeah, you and that movie can snack my crack.

snack my crack by benevident March 4, 2019

Jack the Crack

Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.

" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"

Jack the Crack by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021

you mama's on crack rock

cultured people

"you mama's on crack rock" "uh uh no she isn't with your ugly behind"

you mama's on crack rock by foxumbrelly April 12, 2021

BBQ Rib covered crack 

When you have some BBQ ribs and you have a girl lay on her stomach. You then proceed to spread her arsecheeks and rub bbq ribs up and down her crack then continue to lick it up.

Man1: Man she was such a freak she let me give her a BBQ Rib covered crack.
man2: gross. but did it taste good?

BBQ Rib covered crack by CrackHeadJerry June 29, 2021

Seal that crack 

Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".

Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.

Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?

Seal that crack by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022

zombie on crack 

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!

zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils

zombie on crack by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023