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counter hog

Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.

When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.

When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."

Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."

Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
by Tanya Coffee May 23, 2013
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coonty

In a good way Thinking you are all that! Somewhat of a bitch or stuck up. Comes from the word Cunt also means Cunty, or Cunting
"Oh she's coonty huh?"
"Girl She is so coonty."
"She got her Coonty mug on for the show."
"She is Coonty for the kids tonight."
by HYSTERIA November 23, 2013
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counter-brunch

a meal lovingly and proudly described in great detail in response to a meal lovingly and proudly described in great detail for the purpose of arousing jealousy.
I talked to Kay about my runny eggs, and got hit with an epic counter-brunch. I'm so hungry.
by counterbruncher August 4, 2014
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Counter Hosting

Your always the host without being the host
Red Your always have counter hosting and you never are the host.
by RedSFx March 27, 2015
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Counter counter dibs

It's just like a counter dibs, but it works on counter dibs, whereas counter dibs only works on dibs.
Joey: Dibs on that last slice of pizza!
Richard: Hell no, counter dibs!
Joey: Counter counter dibs! Now it's mine again!
Richard: :(
by Ross Frye May 13, 2015
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Counter-burn

By making a statement to counter a roast from a person.
My friend roasts the teacher, but the teacher made a counter-burn that made my friend shut up.
by Talibum11 April 20, 2018
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Counter strike

A game made for kids who just stopped playing minecraft for 5 years. This game is a little bit on the slow side, but the overpowered guns insure for a quick death.
The weapon “skins” in the game that can be sold for real life money are found in ‘Crates’. These crates have a chance to give different rarities of skins (with a knife skin being the rarest tier.)
This game has been criticized for its “gambling websites” which allows people of any age to gamble their skins (which are worth real money) to have a chance to get a better one. It has also been criticized for its salty community.
“All these kids on Counter strike keep using those auto-snipers”
by xX_Boss_Xx December 9, 2017
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