blender bitch

Hoes that are cut and chopped by real queens.

I feel so bad for that blender bitch. But then again she's trash.

by Pretty gang clitz July 1, 2016

Bitch Feast

A day, or sometimes everyday, in which a group of bitches come together and are just that, a bitch.

Announcer: Today's Bitch Feast is under written by NPR. Please show your support.

Bitch: Who asked you? You suck!

Announcer: There you have it, that concludes another Bitch Feast 2016.

by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016

bitch weanie

A dude who is to much of a bitch to have sex.

My bf is such a bitch weanie that I touched his dick and he screamed.

by Trail trash Tammy February 7, 2017

Stepford Bitch

Stepford Bitch :Can also be used to describe a girl who is cookie-cutter & bland in appearance and behavior. Subscribes to a popular look and dares not deviate from that look.

1.) I just got back from Calabasas High Football game, I've never seen so many stepford bitches

by beverlytocalabasas November 1, 2012

bitch tax

Bitch tax is what you pay after breaking up with someone. It refers to the value of whatever personal effects of yours they had and now will not return.

John: She has my favorite shirt, three of my CDs, and my dog, and she's refusing to give them back now that we've broken up.
Adam: That's a tough bitch tax to pay, man.

Sally: I left my shampoo, makeup, and underwear at his place. Should I call him to try to get it back?
Jane: Just pay the bitch tax and move on.

Tom: Amanda stopped by to return my apartment key, autographed baseball, and the $30 she owed me.
Kristen: Wow, you didn't have to pay any bitch tax? Nice breakup!

by outofspite September 27, 2013

dinasaur bitch

A woman who has been acknowledged as a "bitch" since the beginning of time, her entire lifetime or since the world began.

Man 1: Dude, Lauren from our 5th-grade class is in town this weekend.

Man 2: Dude, seriously, nobody wants to hang around that dinasaur bitch.

by LewisBrown April 28, 2012

bitch fog

The stanky smell that emits from an unclean female's crotch. Similar to nutsack musk on a male - both can be smelled from a distance on a hot summer day, or while either is doing the walk of shame the next morning.

Friend 1: What IS that rank stench!?

Friend 2: (points at a hooker) Eww, it's gotta be her bitch fog!

by YackityYack June 22, 2011