Basterbate

When you baste your penis with a turkey baster while masterbating.

Omg Karen! When I went to put away the leftovers at Christmas I saw Johnny basterbate next to the prime rib! There was gravy all over the floor! What a mess!

by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

bastardizirano

When you like get a flub and then fuck off with your sweaty bastard.

bastardizirano he fucks and licks my penis when he fucks up a flub and then he fuck her bitch when he touches her fucking butt and then calls 420 on her ass and then he like did this to me. How stupidly pervert!

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

bastardonym

A placeholder for things like synonym and acronym when you can't remember the exact prefix.

Person 1: "what's a word that sounds similar? Is it like a synonym or some shit?"
Person 2: "fuck it, it's a bastardonym."

by Johnny Mc Biscuit March 21, 2021

bastiss

a mythological creature found in the wild, with hooves of goat and skin of lizard. a belly-dweller with low legs and often times has horns. A creature that is often mistaken for a lizard. Hooved Beast with Horns,

Thats not a lizard, Thats a God Damn Horned Bastiss.

by angelo barrett April 13, 2021

Basted

To be excited, contraction of buzzing, often used on its own as an exclamation

I'm so basted to go to the party

See you at 6!
Basted!

by ShaniquaOWoman April 25, 2021

bastardized bitch

someone who is a whiny little bitch who is not always a bastard but acts like one.

"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"

"You are such a bastardized bitch!"

by girlicanbeyoursneakylink May 1, 2021