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a mythological creature found in the wild, with hooves of goat and skin of lizard. a belly-dweller with low legs and often times has horns. A creature that is often mistaken for a lizard. Hooved Beast with Horns,

Thats not a lizard, Thats a God Damn Horned Bastiss.

bastiss by angelo barrett April 13, 2021

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Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

Horned Bastiss by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

Related Words

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blastissimo

Very loud; even louder fortississmo

I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo

blastissimo by BassClarinetsGiveYouLife2016 October 29, 2015

bastids

safe way of calling someone a bastard

That bastid! he stole my shiet

bastids by Jerry Hatrick August 5, 2005

bastass

A combination of bastard and jackass, in reference to
a person, event, object, etc. who/that exhibits the behavior of both qualities.

1. Dude, he totally stole my prom date! Fucking bastass!

2. What the hell? This is due in 3 days? What a bastass project!

bastass by enderkin September 20, 2006

Blastissimo

N, blah-STEE-seemo slang term meaning fucking loud as shit.

My director wasn’t happy with my triple Fortissimo so I cranked my guitar to Blastissimo.

Blastissimo by Jimi freaking Hendrix September 24, 2018

baptissary

(n) a type of marijuana that is repulsive to the the senses, usually sticks and roots with more seeds than weed

Man the weed that raggedy dealer had was some straight baptissary

baptissary by Rico Raul Ramon August 11, 2009

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

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