bastiss

a mythological creature found in the wild, with hooves of goat and skin of lizard. a belly-dweller with low legs and often times has horns. A creature that is often mistaken for a lizard. Hooved Beast with Horns,

Thats not a lizard, Thats a God Damn Horned Bastiss.

by angelo barrett April 13, 2021

Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

blastissimo

Very loud; even louder fortississmo

I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo

by BassClarinetsGiveYouLife2016 October 29, 2015

bastids

safe way of calling someone a bastard

That bastid! he stole my shiet

by Jerry Hatrick August 5, 2005

bastass

A combination of bastard and jackass, in reference to
a person, event, object, etc. who/that exhibits the behavior of both qualities.

1. Dude, he totally stole my prom date! Fucking bastass!

2. What the hell? This is due in 3 days? What a bastass project!

by enderkin September 20, 2006

Blastissimo

N, blah-STEE-seemo slang term meaning fucking loud as shit.

My director wasn’t happy with my triple Fortissimo so I cranked my guitar to Blastissimo.

by Jimi freaking Hendrix September 24, 2018

baptissary

(n) a type of marijuana that is repulsive to the the senses, usually sticks and roots with more seeds than weed

Man the weed that raggedy dealer had was some straight baptissary

by Rico Raul Ramon August 11, 2009