Anal Cobaining

The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.

That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.

by ballzbutt June 7, 2016

Anal glazing

When you pull your penis out of a tight vagina, spread her ass cheeks apart and cum on her butthole leaving her glazed like a doughnut.

I pulled out of Crissy and eased her cheeks apart and unloaded my jizz all over her butthole I was astounded by what I seen. Like Krispy Crème my anal glazing dream.

by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 5, 2023

suez anal

hardcore anal until the ass is spread like the suez canal

i love suez anal - james matthew and sam

by j6seige May 24, 2023

Anally Conceived

Born from anal sex

Friend #1: "You look like a mole person"
Friend #2: "Shut the fuck up, you were anally conceived"

by Pastor_Colerick April 8, 2022

anal error

Anal error is a condition caused by hardcore anal sex or its a condition you can be born with.
This condition causes the asshole to widen to the extreme ,causing cold air to pass into your intestines.
This condition is most common amongst homosexual people.

Oh man i had anal sex yesterday and now i have anal error.I regret asking for harder

by Kaopycks April 21, 2022

Anal Ringer

The Anal Ringer is an act for partners very close with one another. The man farts in his hands, closes it, and then opens his hands and hits the girls ears as hard as he can.

Jerry: Yo bro I had so much fun with my girl last night!
John: Did you give her that Anal Ringer?!

by GregPaulFuccedMyBooty April 18, 2021

anal transcend

The level beyond vanilla anal penetration.
When an individual is performing anal sex with a woman so violently that they tear the vaginal wall and have intercourse with both the anal cavity, and the vagina.

“OMG Britney, you need to go even further. Anal Transcend with him girl!”

“Mom, I can’t talk right now, Kevin and I are anal transcending”

by BeginnersLuck July 9, 2020