breakfast cafe staff team

when the staff team is poggers

i wish we could be like the breakfast cafe staff team

by beepboop_olive May 3, 2021

Team Arc

A Discord server based on a Pokémon bot and various topics such as anime and the day-to-day. The owner is pretty inactive as of exams.

Twinkle twinkle penis warts
Poseidon winning QOTD
Mally didn't get the role
Members leaving and joining back
Twinle twinkle little Mark
Halo doesn't give a fuck

Resume of Team Arc
Also:
Shekism#4005: Oi people of Team Arc
Aqua#3088: ur mom gay lol
Shekism#4005: cri

by Halo the Sheki November 22, 2018

toilet tag team

when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.

person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”

person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”

these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.

by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018

fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.

I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.

by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017

Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

team split

when your entire team in bedwars splits the generator

"Hey team, make sure to team split when you take the generator."

by DJstrax October 6, 2021

Teams

A glitchy app that will fuck you your entire computer and break its camera

You: MISS TEAMS BROKE MY CAMERA I CANT TURN IT ON

Teacher: TURN YOUR GODAMN CAMERA ON

You: I FUCKING CANT RETARD

Teacher: IM CALLING YOUR PARENTS

by Wheatleyisntafuckingmoron February 22, 2021