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Les Long

If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.
He is such a Les Long and he doesn't even know she's got one foot out the door.
by Iloveadamsapples August 19, 2017
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Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
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juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.
He's Juan inch long.
by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016
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long poaching

Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.
Buddy was long poaching my girl last night the gutless Lil prick
by anonymous October 2, 2021
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Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
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long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
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