Snotty Dick

When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.

Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.

by Sucka McCock January 31, 2016

Bessy big dick

He has the biggest dick in the world, two feet long and has boned probably every celebrity because his dick is fucking massive.

Sommer ray: Is that Bessy big dick?
Girl 2: give him your consent.
Bessy: let me put it in

by Massive vomit cock October 07, 2019

throw that dick

the action of giving a girl the amazing, dope, addicting, drive her crazy penis.

Chas: "you know i had to throw that dick. Now she won't leave me alone. She keeps calling my phone."
Rouksar: "I know exactly what you are talking about. My boyfriend knows how to Throw that dick."
November 21, 2016

by freshcutbigD November 22, 2016

Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans

Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*

by Skinken January 28, 2019

Sandpaper Dick

When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.

“Your dicks sandpaper and not just the tip”

“His Sandpaper Dick is out of control”

by youreabitchandimcomingbackhoe January 06, 2019

dick panic

When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”

Dick panic set in while I was browsing our attachment history.

by JamesDamn May 26, 2019

Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

by Kcenziii January 31, 2023