Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025

Dirty Elinne

When a girl is pretending to have a boyfriend to cockblock you.

Yesterday, a girl did a Dirty Elinne on me, but I saw through her lie immediately.

by Adoesnotexist March 25, 2025

dirty Bergen

The act of bitting someone else's fart bubbles in the batht6

Her friend did a dirty Bergen while they were in the bathtub together

by anonymous March 25, 2025

Dirty Callaghan

dipping your toes in nacho cheese after reading about the will incident on the 14th of february, then riding a midget sized gnome with a flared base, but the base snaps off and you get dipped into hot sauce.

harry really pulled a dirty callaghan last night

by terramungamine March 25, 2025

Dirty Jonathan

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes

Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”

by Cozahr May 31, 2024

Dirty Luke

When you’re going down on a latina girl and you light up a fat bowl of DMT and blow it into her cooch.

Chica 1: “Yo how was the party last night?”
Chica 2: “OMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.”

by Not Jonathan May 31, 2024

Dirty Jablonski

When the Ex- Elder of Toothgapia, Mr J. shh's his massive tooth gap and blows up half the planet, killing 1 third of the population

Mr J. pulled a Dirty Jablonski well trying to kill Mr Aztrott in the Great 3 way Toothgapian war, against the middle finger people and the Nosechestrians...

by Gingerreynolds May 31, 2024