dick

a Richard or someone you don't like

a dick

by dickerstan March 9, 2021

dick rut

When a man with a big dick is at Electric Forest and walks naked back to his tent naked causing deep ruts in the muddy terrain.

We lost naked Jeremy in the festival but followed his dick ruts all the way back to our campsite.

by anonymous April 27, 2024

dick

a cucumber attached to the pants of a boy.

his dick was sucked in the room.

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024

dick

your penis

dude i’m depressed
want some dick?
but we are both guys..
exactly 😩

by chkoe June 28, 2021

two dicks

a person who actually exists.

the chicks are crazy about two dicks!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018