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Big Dick Energy

A walking green flag of a male specimen. Not only does his dick print show in all types of pants, but he radiates a confidence that commands attention in a humble, yet graceful fashion. He likely slays pussy, but does not kiss and tell. Positive and funny, but powerful and serious. Likely successful in what they are passionate in with a good sense of style. This is a true alpha male in a non-toxic way.
*Mark holds the door open for Lola and Denise and smiles*

Lola: Ugh! Mark has such big dick energy and I want to have his baby!

Denise: Yasss queen! It’s the quiet ones that lay the best pipe. It will change your life.
by Ah-Ha B.C. April 16, 2024
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Dick Dam

If you’re gonna bang her, don’t forget to wear a dick dam.
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Thugle Dick

A person that acts thuggy and has a pencil shaped penis. Usually this person pulls a lot of women/men with said thuggienes.
Derrick got that thugle dick, when it comes to the women he pulls
by Hallben1999 April 19, 2024
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Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.
That gym bro is a total muscle dick
by coolincatt April 19, 2024
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Spaz Dick

When the penis begins to shake and pee blood
Friend 1: “Dude you won’t believe what happened last night in bed.”

Friend 2:” what happened bro?”

Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”

Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”
by Yeaandlaws1200 April 19, 2024
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door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.
WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!
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My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
Yea, i guess My dick is really hard
by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024
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