Ambi-dick-trous

When your hand job abilities are not limited to your dominant hand

“which hand did she use”
“both, she’s ambi-dick-trous”

by dixie rect July 23, 2018

Dick

A name that is short for "Richard." Not a name for the rude bit of a male (looking at a bunch of ignorant and rude people)

Hello, my name is Dick. Do not use my name as a word for a man's private part.

by The Truthful 1 January 29, 2023

dick

a definition of the man's penis for a rude way

Man:my dick is big

by fvrppdaxs October 30, 2023

Dicking

It’s a casual, somewhat slangy expression used to convey frustration or a decision to stop engaging with something that’s proving to be too troublesome or not worth the effort.

I’m done dicking with this.

by Macdaddyaz January 2, 2025

enchilada dick

A Mexican mans penis that has not yet been circumcised

Yo that chick what's your enchilada dick

by ihartfatchicksz September 8, 2017

Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021