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Urban Dick

When you dunno dy wordz and u gotta searchz in za urban dictionary. And also when urban is dick.
Daquan: „U dont understood it? Go and serch it, ya urban dick!“

Lincoln: „you urban dick! Searchin tjings in tha urban dic...“
by Al Daquan April 14, 2019
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Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.
She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.
by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018
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blanket dick

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then
by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024
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manorville dick cough

something u get when u visit/live in manorville. hacking profusely.
by enowneaknw September 25, 2021
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dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
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Dicking

Fingering of a male's urethra
Thomas: Michelle this is kinda weird, I know, but I like dicking...
Michelle: what the fuck is wrong with you
by Nah Cuz May 12, 2023
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door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.
WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!
mugGet the door handle dickmug.

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