Blue Top 

they are talking about Grey Goose Vodka due to the familiar blue lable on the top.

Blue top and tonic

Blue Top by trophy wife March 13, 2009

Crohn's Top Shelf  

This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.

Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.

Crohn's Top Shelf by Royd September 28, 2008

Muffin Top 

A word used to describe one whos fat is desperately trying to escape the suffication from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbeling over.

Shayna is such a fatass look at her muffin top!

Muffin Top by AaGeLiNa September 21, 2005

Carrot Top 

1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot

"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"

Carrot Top by Alfonso The Pure April 11, 2006

giving top 

When someone sucks you up

"Aye guh! You giving top."

giving top by Billyboonyiscool November 7, 2013

on top 

someone high in status, usually in control or overpowering others. Used by admirers or friends, should not be used about yourself, or may be considered stush.

"isit you kno (name of crew)"
"(name of crew)! ye, dey on top!"

on top by ..... November 5, 2003

Blue Top 

Slang for Burnette's Vodka. One of the cheapest vodkas almost guaranteed to have you completely smashed and also give you the rot-gut. Can be easily distinguised from a distance or poking out the top of a brown bag by its dark blue top.

Me - "What you gettin from the liquor store man."

Him - "Some Blue top."

Me - "Oooo I don't think I'm ready for all that."

Him - "Hell yeah Imma be rurnt tonight!!"

Blue Top by MemphisP July 23, 2010