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Facebook Politician

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
by Wizzil March 17, 2016
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Facebook Idea

An idea that you come up with that has the ability to make you billions of dollars.

Similar to the idea of Facebook that Mark Zuckerberg came up with in 2004. He is now one of the youngest billionaires in the world.
Guy: I'm sick of running out money. I need to come up with a Facebook Idea.
by ryantornado October 14, 2010
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Facebook Genie

Someone who hacks Facebook accounts
Dude, someone hacked my Facebook and made my status "Love is my weapon!" fucking Facebook Genie hacked me again.
by the facebook genie December 26, 2010
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Facebook Hampster

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!
Oh, their goes John again being a DAMM Facebook Hampster! Dude, get you some business!
by CBeason August 1, 2013
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facebook daddy

A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.
Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.

Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.
by M00nbaby March 8, 2017
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facebook high

when you get several facebook notifications in a short period of time, you get a rush, or a facebook high
"sandy wont get off the comp now cuz shes feeling euphoric from her facebook high. don't worry nick, give her 500 mores hours, shell crash eventually."
by supersoaker29 August 25, 2011
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One for facebook

To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.
"That will definitely be one for facebook"
by Crazy_Horse January 12, 2009
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