When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.
Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.
Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.
by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019
Get the Shit Tom mug.In football, or any other contact sport when someone gets the shit knocked out of them by an opponent. Usually occurs unexpectedly & causes coma-like symptoms.
You can receive a Shit Plow by getting a clothesline unexpectedly too.
You can receive a Shit Plow by getting a clothesline unexpectedly too.
by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020
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Shit's on the Horizon
Shit's on the Horizon
worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."
(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"
Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."
(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"
Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
by Foot Juice Solutions July 7, 2010
Get the Shit's on the Horizon mug.The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.
Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.
David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!
Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!
David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?
*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!
Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!
David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?
*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER December 26, 2022
Get the Dibonic Shit mug.by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 14, 2017
Get the fucken shit mug.A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.
Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
by Des Perateben April 24, 2010
Get the Shit buoy mug.A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.
Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
by Rae$ January 11, 2020
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