A mop top allstar is a woman who is extremely good at giving blow jobs, and has been elevated to the Allstar roster.
Dan - "Damn, that girl is so busted! What were you thinking?"
Tom - "I know I know....but she's a mop top allstar dude!"
Dan - "Oh...well that makes a whole lot more sense now."
Tom - "I know I know....but she's a mop top allstar dude!"
Dan - "Oh...well that makes a whole lot more sense now."
by A$$holius March 29, 2015
Get the Mop top allstarmug. A saying by posh students who have succeeded in something extrodinary.
(to joke about upper class people)
(to joke about upper class people)
by Ushena March 1, 2017
Get the top notch brilliantémug. When a guy goes down on a woman in an inverted position while driving in the car - aka female road head.
Dude - I was going top gun on this chick I just met with my wingman in the backseat when she squirted all over my face and the leather seats.
by Simmsational June 10, 2016
Get the going top gunmug. the thing I said to my friend once and convinced her that it has sexual meaning but it actually means literally nothing.
by I'm_Definitely_Not_A_Alien April 15, 2019
Get the Ice with a cherry on topmug. A group of smashingly talented young men who consistently quote the movie "Top Gun" throughout their day, every day. These individuals can be seen commenting on things like car accidents and saying phrases like, "you don't own that! the taxpayers do!" or "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash".
"Hey, you know Brian, Victor, Shane, and Wyatt?"
"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"
"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."
"Totally."
"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"
"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."
"Totally."
by BAMF^2 December 16, 2011
Get the Team Top Gunmug. The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a child in Antarctica.
-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.
-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)
--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.
-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)
--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."
"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."
"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"
"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."
"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"
"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."
"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"
"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."
"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"
"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
by ~Easy E April 14, 2014
Get the Stove-Top Nastymug. Omg mate I went to the fair last week with Nancy and I took her to the top of the Ferris wheel at the top of the Ferris wheel.
by cooljonesey November 2, 2015
Get the top of the ferris wheelmug.