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She may have a pretty and exotic name but she's a fucking bitch ass nerd who will laugh at the most stupid Tumblr things and quote vines 24/7. But although she may be kind of a bitch and she may "jokingly" threaten you with a knife, she is one of the best friends you could ever have.
Yeah, I totally based this definition off of my friend Zeva

God, she's such a bitch, but she's such a funny and awesome friend
She must be a Zeva
by Not_Dan_Howell_I_Promise October 29, 2018
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