Taking the skis 

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

Taking the skis by CGZXZ May 17, 2025

Taking a Squishii

When you take a shit and drink a red bull at the same time. Ultimate efficiency.

Every morning Patrick wakes up late and ends up taking a squishii - zero sugar only.

Taking a Squishii by RPP Wendell May 30, 2025

Taking a break from social media 

She or he is not really taking a break off social media. They are no longer interested in you. You have become a secondary option, a Plan B, the gay best friend. You chump.

Boy: "I haven't seen or heard from you in a week, how you been?"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"

Taking a break from social media by ChueyFuey June 7, 2025

Taking a Bobby

Taking a Bobby- picking up a golf putt over a foot away because you are positive you can’t miss it

I’m just taking a Bobby

Taking a Bobby by Kar1010 June 24, 2025

Taking cues from animals 

Well animals do it so...

Hym "So you're taking cues from animals... Rather than eternal Jewish dictators... And that's better to you? That's why I think Atheists are stupid animals. Because they literally are. So when I say 'For me to not murder your kids you need to not do this chimpanzee barking shit and you need to both recognize and pay for my contributions to society online or off' and your response with 'WeLl fOr Me To NoT mUrDeR kIdS i NeEd tHe OpPoSiTe!' One of us is being a retarded animal and the other is not. Are alligators psychopathic? No. It's dumb. Your morality is literally just 'Well, we're closely related to bonobos (or something) this is how bonobos behave so we're just gonna do that.' This is just how people work + determinism = 🤷 ♂️ thought terminating cliché (It is what it is. If you know you know. Bark bark bark oo oo ah ah tookie tookie)."

Taking cues from animals by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Taking the wind with the horses

Taking a joke too far

"Hey man can I see your toes?"
"Now you're just taking the wind with the horses"

Taking the wind with the horses by HorsesSquib February 24, 2026

taking it

when someone or something looks so good, you can't find the right word(s) to describe it

example #1
thai: did you seen what Cardi B posted on instagram??

pho: yessss she is taking it

example #2
thai: look at this photo of my prom dress

pho: oh that takes

taking it by thyqueen! February 28, 2026