Take my two

When you make someone flinch, and consequently give them two punches in his/her arm. You must then wipe them off, by swiping your hand against that same arm twice.

Person 1: "Hey"
Person 2 makes a quick movement towards Person 1's genitals
Person 1 flinches
Person 2: "You flinched. I'll take my two."

by FreshProduce February 08, 2010

Taking out the trash

Shitting in the shower, and throwing the shit in the toilet when done.

Bill: I hung out with Jamie yesterday, it was fun, we had a shower together. Only problem was she kept “Taking out the trash”

Bill’s Dad: Son what the fuck

by Earth5 August 25, 2020

taking back sunday

the most amazing, talented, wonderful punk band ever.. also my future husbands.. :)

so were talking forever and
you almost feel better
but betters no excuse for tonight
you see its never bad enough
to just leave or give up
but its never good enough to feel right

by yourownxdisaster July 07, 2004

Can’t take a joke

Gay

Tyler cannot take a joke, so therefore meaning he is gay
When you can’t take a joke, you are gay

by Chompozyet June 12, 2019

taking out the trash

The act of ejaculation

I'm gonna go to the back and take out the trash

by Chuch May 04, 2005

Taking Back Sunday

a band that has 2 kick ass cd's "tell all your friends" and "where you want to be" and one cd that sucks ass "louder now" and they got so over ratted over the last like couple months

i used to like Taking Back Sunday until "louder now" came out and they got a music video on mtv and then everyone liked them

by khdsucbjkgb August 03, 2006

take her to church

When a guy wants to eat a girl's junk on a Friday night.

When you tell your buddy "Imma take her to church"
Guy asks girl, "Hey can I take you to church?"

by Rapidfireiv November 21, 2016