Grilled Cheese sandwich

A funky gross pussy that just isnt right when you open it up.

Yeah i was gonna go down on your grandma last night but it was like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich.

by R.B.Q. January 9, 2003

cock muscle sandwich

a sandwich full of dick

I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich

by waldo December 4, 2003

loose meat sandwich

A 3 way involving fat people. No penetration takes place due to inverted dicks. Sometimes a roll of skin gets a little extra play and 2 pounds of butter is a must

Last night I walked in on a loose meat sandwich and threw up.

by dirtymind 92 September 28, 2013

ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

by kaleb s July 20, 2008

Ass Grass Sandwich

When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.

Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"

"Eat my ass grass sandwich bitch!"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

The Cottage Cheese Sandwich

When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.

My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.

by TheRealFuknCarl December 31, 2018

Ice Cube Sandwich

When 2 lesbians grind their bald biscuits together while trying to hold an ice cube in the middle. The object is to grind until it melts, without letting it slip out.

Melissa: Damn girl you rocked my world last night.

Patricia: Bitch I told you the ice cube sandwich was the best thing since the double-ended dildo.

Melissa: Yeah my meat curtain has freezer burn, but I'll be back for more tonight.

Patricia: I can't wait. My favorite part is eating the tuna milk shake when we get done.

by KnotMyRealName December 15, 2018