The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

hitting a pirate's butt

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.

I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!

by OberonTheGoat January 20, 2018

Minion Pirate

1. A villager having or showing a great lack of active.
See also: penguin thief, chicken pirate, minion beef, knucklehead, chicken master, pig pirate.

2. An inactive villager.
See also: cow beef, pig meat, sheep meat, cow pirate, sheep burglar, piglin pirate.

3. A lava chicken villager who tortures chickens in minecraft: chicken jerk.
See also: chicken jerk, penguin thief, lava chicken abuser, dumb cow, ugly pig, chicken pirate.

Shut up you minion pirate!

by Brendon Albanese July 30, 2025

pirate

they'll steal your booty. gay put it in guys butts. sometimes takes.

your a pirate. you take it in the butt.

by burnt toast92 October 4, 2008

Pirate-selfie

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.

-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.

by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018

a pirate matt

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

Pirate

Pirates are famous for only having one eye or the skull and Cross bone with an obsession with gold, sword fighting and theft.they enjoy islands sandy beaches and there ship.

Pirate : a good caption goes down with the ship

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020