Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Florida Phonebooth

When you fart in a shower stall with the hot water running. Executed properly, the combined smell and humidity should resemble a swamp that's located next to a Wal-Mart Distribution Center.

I ordered the Cuban Nachos from the food truck last night, and had an early meeting this morning, so a Florida Phonebooth was pretty much unavoidable.

by TanningCreamDealer June 16, 2017

Sound Phone

A cell phone that only is used to record sounds and work as an alarm clock.

The Lil kid has a sound phone to remind him to get up in the morning.

by Nukeshot July 20, 2017

dum-phoneded

The feeling one gets as a result of how many times your phone auto-corrects a word that you meant to type

Bob: OMG Joe, I'm so dum-phoneded by how many times my phone corrected "fuck" to "duck"!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!

by pussaypwner69 October 3, 2017

old phone

the cock of an old man

teen girl sucks oma old phone

by txike April 3, 2018

Head-Phone

A mobile device specifically designed for the ordering of ‘head’ from the reciever.

“ I called gran on the head-phone, she may be old and stingy but boy does she give it good”

by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018

dump phone

A burner phone

I poop tweet on my dump phone.

by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018