Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 4, 2017

piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.

Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.

by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017

sour peach

Liquid that comes out from a male penis when masturbating

Davyn accidentally sprayed sour peach on Sean

by Vesayrius July 19, 2017

Zebra patch

When you cum in your hand and slap a black chick across the face.

I zebra patched that chick real good.

by Slapahpe5times August 12, 2017

Slap-Patch

A patch of white/grey in a person's Afro.

I dare you to give that guys's slap-patch a slap!

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017

fat peach

something you find in a grocery store

mom I ate a fat peach from the grocery store

by jeyooo October 16, 2017

Screaming patch snatcher

When you are doing a girl from behind, that hasn't shaved. You reach down and pull out a fistful of pubic hair as you climax, and shout with Glee!

Man, I bet she didn't expect me to pull off the screaming patch snatcher last night!

by Dustinj321 October 15, 2017