bent over without a reacharound

In court of law, to be given a strict sentence for the crimes one has committed

Man A: "Damn they gave you six years in prison for robbing a convenience store?"

Man B: "Yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound."

by bigboote October 23, 2008

Bologna over the clothes line

Similar to a muffin top, but saggier. When a person's middle hangs over their too- tight pants.

When did grandma buy those low rise jeans? Her bologna over the clothes line is making me nauseated.

by Poopsie McDougal April 13, 2011

Over the shoulder white washing

When you sneak up behind one of your friends and jack off and cum all over their face

Dude you were Over the shoulder white washing me so bad earlier.

by Joey Smithy July 25, 2012

Asking A Girl Out Over Text

The biggest pussy

Asking a girl out over text:

Hey wanna date????

No bitch you messaged me

by Iluvhitlershitman December 12, 2021

Tripped over his own asshole

Someone that is super ignorant, super hateful and super motivated by cruelty. The have become such a large asshole that they can actually trip over it.

When he said, " We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American Culture," he literally tripped over his own asshole.

by Muscratlove April 26, 2021

Throwing Yarn All Over the Place

When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.

Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!

by #GoApe November 11, 2011

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023