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Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.
P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.
by Dicknipplesalad June 12, 2020
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juice drinker

Dave and Kyle are major juice drinkers.
by Brandon McL March 31, 2007
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Bruce Juice

1. quite simply it's a slang term to refer to the music of Bruce Springsteen.

2. this term could apply to the music played by any other music performer whose name is Bruce, like Bruce Cockburn.
1. On November 17, 1999 I saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band play at Ohio State University. The band came out and got ready. The Boss shouted out "1! 2! a 1-2-3-4!" and kicked out the jams with "The Ties That Bind". I knew then we were in for a major treat. It was 2.5 - 3 hours of pure Bruce Juice. Pure New Jerseyrock'n'roll. Sweet!

2. Earlier that year I saw (and met) Canadian folk rocker Bruce Cockburn. It was a one-man performance yet this form of Bruce Juice was also fun to see and hear.

3.

ALAN: Hey Mikey! Whatcha putting into the CD player?

MIKEY: Bruce Springsteen's album "The River".

ALAN: a double disk set! A double disk set has double the fun. Over an hour of top notch Bruce Juice. ALLLLLL-RIIIIGHT!!!!!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 12, 2011
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Juice Boy

The guys on gay porn sets who hold towels to clean up all the boy juice.
James Capone finally found his dream career as a Juice Boy
by Ralph made me August 11, 2018
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pencil juice

Slang for cum, especially that from a small penis.
Ralph said he was going into the office to study, but came back with pencil juice all over his hands.
by swip. September 1, 2008
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gina juice

juice that comes out of a vagina. it comes out when an orgasm is reacehd, brought on by sexual activities. it is also known as cum.
jim: oh my god! OH MY GOD!
slut: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! TAKE IT OUT! HERE IT COMES!
{slut sprays gina juice all over jim's face}
jim: oh shit! that is some sick ass shit! IM ABOUT TO JIZZ! ARGHHH!!!
{jim jizzes all over slut's face}
by dikey jane July 18, 2005
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Rebel Juice

A concoction of 30 cans of Keystone Light, a fifth of cheap vodka, four pink lemon-aid concentrates, a bag of ice, and an optional pint of ever clear. The mixture is put into a cleaned out cooler and served like jungle juice.
I've been peeing out of my butt all day because I got schleezeboinked off Rebel Juice last night.
by Shiver Me Timbers August 24, 2009
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