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Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010
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e-lemon-ated

When you assalt some one who is annoying or getting on your nerves by squeezeing the lemon on their head and when your about finished you throw it their face.
My brother was getting me pissed enough for me to punch him in the face, but i didnt want to get punched back so i just got a lemon and e-lemon-ated him.
by enrique 1995 May 21, 2010
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Sugary Lemon Leonard

Usually shortened to “Sugary Lemon” or “Sugary Leonard” and used to describe any alcoholic beverage mixed with lemonade or lemon juice. May also describe someone with an affection for such drinks. Bares no connection to a former boxer with a similar name.
Sugary Lemon Leonard. An unusual drink, but I like it.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010
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SS Lemon

A pirate ship made out of lemons. This is to help prevent scurvy among the crew. This ship is run by Captain Shamte, and Deathwithab. The poopdeck is cleaned regularly!
Shamte: All aboard the SS Lemon!
Deathwithab: Aye Aye, Captain!
by Shamte April 16, 2011
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ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.
When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.
by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012
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Sugared Lemonade

When a male is in the process of masturbation, realizes he has to pee, goes to pee, and the pee that comes out looks like lemonade with large amounts of sugar in it. This occurs when the sperm has moved into the penis so when you take a piss the sperm is forced out along with your pee. The combonation of yellow pee and silvery sperm makes it look like sugared lemonade.
The other night I was jacking off but i had to take a pee. I wasn't careful so I ended up pissing out Sugared Lemonade.
by whacknut October 26, 2012
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Dry Lemon

When a man ejaculates so much during a single day that it becomes either painful or impossible to ejaculate again.
Craig: Bro! did you pull out when you banged her?

John:No I couldn't cum! She was the fourth one that day! I was such a dry lemon!
by FWEBJW July 20, 2013
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