space russian

noun,

The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.

Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
by Xylergeist February 04, 2014
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Russian avos'

(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.
1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."
by nadimka January 09, 2022
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Russian Sasquatch

The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain
Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga
by Sexual Alien March 07, 2018
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Wet Russian

A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”

Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”

Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
by Joe E C June 18, 2022
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Reverse Russian

An alias for a philipino girl. Usually russian girls look way older then they are and philipino girls always look way younger then they are. So in short Philipinos are reverse russians.
Bro its a fucking pedophile!
- Chill bro its a reverse russian
by Cockslammer054 August 07, 2020
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Russian Groundhog

A act where a girl shits and doesn't whipe, then a guy sticks his dick in the shit covered asshole
Hey I heard Martha and Jack had a russian groundhog last week
by ROAD HOUSE February 23, 2016
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Russian Suction Cup

When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.
That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.
by Skatecrete April 02, 2022
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