PJ Woods and Co Calendar

Calendar full of the craziest days of the year

I checked my bro's calendar to realize it was a PJ Woods and Co Calendar

by RyZ Raps November 12, 2025

Camp Mosey Wood

A Girl Scout camp in the Poconos, established in 1939.

Girl 1: How was your week at Camp Mosey Wood?
Girl 2: Good, but I think I might be a lesbian

by crwsb November 17, 2025

Wood Inducement

A visual stimulus so powerful it causes an immediate hardware upgrade in a man's pants. It's not a choice; it’s an inducement.

“I was trying to focus on my workout, but that girl in the squat rack was providing some serious wood inducement.”

by Bsvant December 26, 2025

Wood lake

A massive puddle of precum and cum, often spreading to cover an entire floor, beneath a sling or slings in which a series of men have been suspended and repeatedly brought to orgasm over a period of days. Orgasms may result from anal penetration, prostate stimulation, fellatio, frotting, masturbation, or any other means.

Also, a large puddle of precum and cum from a big cummer having a series of wet dreams while sleeping naked on a tile floor.

My friend has a wood lake in his basement. He has 3 slings down there, and last weekend 1,372 guys spend about 5 minutes each in a sling and ejaculated onto the floor.

Her boyfriend was a heavy cummer and left a wood lake after she refused him sex, made him sleep on the floor, and he had a lot of wet dreams.

by Velvet Tongue December 29, 2025

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023

J a y black wood

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo

I just had the best j a y Black wood

by Galaxo March 14, 2023

ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.

"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"

by cubed March 21, 2023