Zezos egg

The zezos egg is the rarest scp in the entire world, it's known to be named "Mankind's waste" because of how ugly it is. It has a brain of a 2 month old baby and has hair that can produce any amount of grease at will.

The zezos egg is the ugliest thing in the world.

by AnakinShrine May 22, 2024

egg blinker

A dab pen method known as the "egg blinker" is demonstrated in a video shared by @448smokes. It requires rapidly hitting the pen 5 times one after the other (start with one 5 sec hit then 4 sec hits the rest of the way) then hold the combination in for eight seconds. "Egg" describes the sensation that the smoker experiences in their throat. It will feel as though they have an egg in their throat.

Normal blinkers aren't doing the trick? Try an egg blinker!

by Stitchface1 May 25, 2024

egg blinker

when you hit back to back blinkers without exhaling and it feels like there’s an egg in your throat

dawg i just bout died hitting an egg blinker

by hippiehaze420 May 26, 2024

Egg Salad

To eject egg matter from one's anus.

She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.

by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024

egg blinker

Grab your dab pen take four 4second hits but spaces them out by 2 seconds & hold all of them for eight seconds

yo take an egg blinker

by grimorium June 17, 2024

Egg

Someone that is white on the outside and yellow on the inside - a white person that acts asian. Interchangeable with “hard-boiled egg”

The pasty nerd with glasses back there is a total egg. He got 100 on the math test.

by Sacrilegious rebel shosty June 29, 2024

Egg-maxing

It's when you shave your head and it's rotund.

man 1: did you see, Jace's new hair-do? He's straight Egg-maxing.
man 2: yeah, that shit is rotund.

by milkypai July 2, 2024