Dad

(V.) to create an environment for friends or family that makes you seem like a megacunt for bossing someone else around extremely

Your brother is cool and call, but if you dont stop smoking weed he is going to dad you and ruin the mood

by Mikexer March 3, 2017

pulled a my dad

It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.

Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.

by thisguynoonecaresabout March 8, 2017

dad's hand

Big stank hulking knuckle.

Charlie's father has a definite dad's hand for, sure!

by JohnnyAppleSeed72 March 8, 2017

suck me like dad

When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them

Hey Sally suck me like dad

by Daddybeater1234 April 27, 2017

dad

Maybe if he would come back I would have a longer definition.

Dad has been stuck in the line at Kroger for 7 years on Monday

by LivingTheBlackLife May 25, 2016

dad funk

When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.

Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!

by Chase3s May 15, 2016

DADS

Acronym for "Day After Drinking Shits". Typically occurs after a late night bender. Consistency of pancake batter. Also known as "beer shits". Not enjoyable, but necessary for relieving a hangover.

"Ugh I feel like shit"
"Go take your DADS, you'll feel better"

by Supastar4286 April 25, 2016