hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.

The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!

by antellect April 9, 2013

IT Beard

Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."

John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?

Steve: He's in the IT department.

John: Oh... IT beard...

Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...

Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.

by nunocordeiro January 9, 2014

chowder beard

Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.

Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.

Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard

I look like I just got Chowder Beard

by swollen richard January 22, 2014

vomit beard

When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.

Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"

by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014

Ubuntu Beads

Ubuntu Beads are special African beads that have the ability to protect you from AIDS/HIV

"when I was fucking this hooker bareback, I thought oh shit AIDS! Then I remembered I had my Ubuntu beads so its all gravy"

by Hancock112 February 6, 2014

Whamdee Bamdee

An expression used when a great achievement has been made. To proclaim a victory of any kind. It is especially fitting when used after delivering an intellectually superior case for your side of an argument. The silence created by leaving your opponent speechless and humiliated is your cue to loudly proclaim “Whamdee Bamdee” for all to hear.

Yes, I did infact sleep with a women twice my age last night. I would have never guessed that your Mom would be so hot in the sack...........Whamdee Bamdee!

by sheriff buford t justice November 29, 2014

Urban Beard

Men who have full beards like mountain man but who live in the city

THAT GUY WITH THE FULL URBAN BEARD HAS NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN THE MOUNTAINS OR EVEN OUT OF THE CITY

by Beach Tiffany December 28, 2014