Virgina baked ham

Someone's (usualy a male's) exposed butt.

Tony showed his Virgina baked ham to the cops.

by uh1989 June 4, 2009

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma June 23, 2017

Quarter Pound Baked

Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.

Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had

Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.

Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked

by Jayy-Tizzle June 15, 2011

Clam Bake

when you go to a lan and smoke so much that you cannot see anymore

Go to joopies lan and we can have a Clam Bake

by Josh Krantz March 21, 2003

Baked Ziti

Sloppy rough drunk sexual intercourse usually involving a little blood.

You hungry for some late night? I've got leftover baked ziti waiting for you at my place.

I had the best baked ziti last night.
I bet, it sounded good.
Only negative was I got it all over my shirt.

by Scotchchucker April 14, 2009

Baked Noodle

The Baked Noodle refers to a pathetically limp penis being baked in a vagina that is most likely bored, probabaly somewhat sleepy, and definately bone dry. This emasculating manevour is reserved for only the most miserable of shrimp dicks. However, the shrimp dick that manages to blow his load desipite his noodle being baked takes admirable resliance. Despite such tremendous effort, the Baked Noodle remains distressing and worthless.

The man starts of strong. His noodle is impressively stout. However, his lack of brawn, grit, and possible gayness results in his noodle being cooked. This an unbelievable and utterly mornful scenerio. He is no longer a man, and most reteat in complete and terrible shame. His only chance at some mild form of redemtion is to force, no, strain his Baked Noodle into a deplorable, weak orgasm. Although he has blown his load, he has left his woman completely unsatisfied and most likely a little disgusted.

by CavemanBossDoot July 7, 2011

Clam Bake

Slang for scissoring, which is slang for two women gettin' it on

Woman: Man, I'm tired.
Man: Why?
Woman: Amy and I had a clam bake last night.

by cmp410 December 28, 2010