Anal drunk

Getting your mrs so drunk she’s okay with anal, but not too drunk that she passes out. Essentially there’s a perfect window of drunkness you’re aiming for a top night in bed.

Ahh I reckon a couple more bevs and she’ll be anal drunk, let’s get the tequilas in!

by DucksAsshole27 August 28, 2022

anal error

Anal error is a condition caused by hardcore anal sex or its a condition you can be born with.
This condition causes the asshole to widen to the extreme ,causing cold air to pass into your intestines.
This condition is most common amongst homosexual people.

Oh man i had anal sex yesterday and now i have anal error.I regret asking for harder

by Kaopycks April 21, 2022

Anal Tom

Sexy beast comes to you and asks anal? If you say yes, then prepare for a treat, if you say no, then hide yo anus boah

Damn Anal Tom fucked me good and proper

by The Anal Enthusiast December 21, 2021

Anal Tom

A sexy beast that approaches you asking for Anal, if you accept the tempting offer, then prepare for a treat, if you refuse, then you better hide yo anus boi

Anal Tom really fucked me hard

by The Anal Enthusiast December 21, 2021

Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.

Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes

by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021

anal-sex

When a guy drops the soap in prison.

I had anal-sex with joey last night, the buff guy two cells away.

by Marshmallow69 April 7, 2022

Anally Conceived

Born from anal sex

Friend #1: "You look like a mole person"
Friend #2: "Shut the fuck up, you were anally conceived"

by Pastor_Colerick April 8, 2022