donkey ass

Canadian grade AAA baloney from the ass of a donkey.

Hey, Gino don't buy the mortadella. The Canadian AAA donkey ass baloney is the best.

by Alias albino pygmy January 19, 2017

flip ass

flip ass an annoying idiotic person who has the qualities of a flippant and a fuck but less offensive and non vulgar when cursing and using vulgar language want do

dude you ripped me off last night selling my plastic balls instead of the candy you promised me flip ass
i told you man they where plastic balls not candy now the jokes on you flip ass

dude your jokes over the top you flip ass

by littlejimmie March 11, 2019

Broke Ass

1. Out of Funds/No Money
2. Not Adequate and/or Unfavorable situation.

(Example #1)

"Hey John, want to go to Sarah's party tonight?"
-John replies, "I'm not going to that Broke Ass party"

"Sorry Adam, now the plans are ruined and we have no way to make the trip to the lake"
-Adam replies, "I didn't want to go on that Broke Ass trip anyway."

(Example #2)

"I'm sorry Son, we are some Broke Ass parents and have no money for toys."

"I cannot believe you cannot pay for this with yo Broke Ass."

by FowShow December 14, 2018

ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“Bruh on god he keep ass kissing me”

by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

Ass numage

A special type of witch/wizard that uses sodomy in all their spells.

Hey there's a new movie out about an Ass numage. It's called Larry Rotter and the Chamber of Smells!!!

by Whodajung May 16, 2018

stirring ass

The second step in preparing an ass to be eaten properly.

After putting the desired ingredients into a bowl, you must partake in stirring ass to ensure all the ingredients are mixed evenly.

by BlameTheJews June 17, 2016

Pleasure in the ass

The opposite of 'pain in the ass'
Something that is hassle-free and, in some instances, moderately enjoyable.

"I had to return these shoes I bought online and they gave me a full refund, no questions asked. What a pleasure in the ass."

by 1MUSD July 30, 2013