verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.
Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010

by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024

by Acritus April 20, 2017

Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out
Being bad at given a female oral
Being bad at given a female oral
“How was last night, did he go down on you?”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.
by thalia_ August 20, 2022

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
by Luxemo January 5, 2018
