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turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009
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Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.
Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010
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Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.
"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"
by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024
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turtles

Worse than llamas because llamas are awesome.
turtles are noobier than llamas
by Acritus April 20, 2017
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Turtle-Tonguing

Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out

Being bad at given a female oral
“How was last night, did he go down on you?”

“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic
by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025
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Tell a Turtle Time

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.
Herman called Jennifer up and asked her if they could get together soon for “Tell a Turtle Time”.
by thalia_ August 20, 2022
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helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night
by Luxemo January 5, 2018
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