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Ur mom

Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.

But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
For example, you can

1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.

2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.

3. How's your mother doing these days?

4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.

5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022
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ur mum gay

the insult to tell your opponent that his/her mother was actually a lesbian and his/her father had no balls and he/she is probably aborted. Usually used on internet fights
××_memer_xx: anime is trash lol
_anime.is.life_: ur mum gay xd
xx_memer_xx: ):
by big_daddy_alpur April 9, 2017
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ur deh

illiana's dad as spoken by her friends
"Illiana, ur deh is here! Go say hi to him!" Samantha said loudly.
by valmalaur October 15, 2025
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Ur Mom

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.
Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol
by Birby<3 May 16, 2021
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ur mom

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)
by Urmominmyballs January 21, 2022
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Ur mom

Ur mom is an acronym for

Useless
Reasonless

Man
Of
Mighty
Jennifer: Wow that ur mom is so gross and is such a roach

Chad: do you think he’s my mom?

By: Rosie😏✨
by Magic unicorns 🦄 June 25, 2022
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Ur girfriend a bell end

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.
James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.
by OldBucketOfNachos June 9, 2018
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