tom cohen

an absolute faggot dickhead who likes penis in every hole in his body.

dude that guy is such a tom cohen

by Papa Pulsford November 13, 2016

Tom

A being with an attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions. Also known as arrogant.

I don't want him in my house he's Tom.

by pleb13 November 23, 2016

Tom

Glasses, long ass hair, putts a ton a gel in it. Kinda smart, can not get girls sorry boy. A great friend though you can trust him. His a boss loves video games.

Man I wish I was a Tom.

by Dis ma dude November 30, 2016

Tom

A boy who likes to play soccer. Smart, (wears braces), and can be annoying. He can act like a smartass but is a great person.

-Smart
-Annoying
-Weird

An odd one that he is.

"I know you want it."-quoted from Tom

"What is he doing?"-sassy blonde

"Oh him? That's a Tom right there."

by RandomnessX379 December 5, 2016

Tom

Someone who get's drunk on a regular basis

See also:

White Girl Wasted, Ratchet, Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk

"Did you see that guy swimming in his own chunder?"
"Yeah, he must have been a Tom"

by TheTruth96 November 5, 2015

Tommed

Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.

Oh dude, you just got tommed

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Tom

Someone who does not participate in group projects, a big slacker. As a result this person becomes very disliked by the other group members.

Sarah didn't show up to our group meeting she is being such a Tom!

by swo37 March 10, 2016