Pig Fucking Contest

An extremely rough and competitive gang bang or gang rape. Can involve an overweight or unattractive woman but not technically required.
As a competition it is scored loosely by the other participants. Rating each other on technique, creativity, duration, amplitude, modulation, depravity and unnecessary roughness.
It was clear to the members of the Omega Sigma Tau outlaw Bike Gang and tea society that MaryLou had agreed to to be the playing field for a pig fucking contest when she chose to drink the beer with the roofy in it.
by Phineas T June 27, 2009
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sweaty beast pig

How a girl feels when she is really sweaty and disgusting in front of the boy she likes.
man i feel so hot and disgusting. im so ugly, i'm a sweaty beast pig!"
by stay frosty. July 25, 2011
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human pig shit

Someone who is lower than your average lowlife
- See that guy on the 7:30 Report dumping his waste in the bush?

- Yeah, nothing but human pig shit
by Brammo September 13, 2006
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when pigs fly...

A statement made when somebody mentions the improbable.
Lame Person Who neithers Bathes nor Thinks- Duuuhhh...so when can I get your phone number?

Me- Oh, let's see...how about when pigs fly?
by RatchetBoo June 06, 2003
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Four Hooves The Pig

A Tearout Breakbeat pig DJ That plays and produces beats in his barn.
He has never slept and has been awake since day 1.
he smokes crack by the truck load with his yardy over flowing. dont let this shit get empty or 4 hooves is gonna be mad.
he is one grunty mother fucker, when hes happy his barn goes off to some of his epic 16 hour sets, pigs dropin like flys.
He has produced epic tracks like, Stomping in the mud and Dont let me catch you sleeping out on his record label Farm Breaks
He likes to ride round on his teredactyl with skeletor and get hooved as fuck.
This old cunt is raped as fuck.
Watch out, dont let four hooves the pig catch you sleeping.
by Werks May 18, 2007
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little pig boy

little pig boy comes from the dirt. little pig boy needs to be stepped on by mistresses boots. little pig boys are most often named Ethan and Jacob, although others are possible.
Mistress: “hey little pig boy”
Jacob: “please step on me with your boots
by CraigGoldman October 30, 2020
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Up a pig's ass

An answer you would give to someone annoying and wanting to be left alone as you walk away from them.
Annoying person- Where are you going?
Me- Up a pig's ass for a ham sandwich!
by Volare88 July 26, 2018
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