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Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.
I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.
by bramsadford November 30, 2021
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Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
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Picnic Tickle Boner

When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
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Quim Tickle

When you go to shake a females hand but she goes in for a hug and you accidentally tickle her minge.
Forgot my boss was a hugger and accidentally gave her a Quim Tickle the other day.
by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022
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Yellow Ticket

ID card or papers for sex workers. Often combined with STD testing results. Originated in Russia in the 1800s, and referred to in Crime and Punishment.
The strip club made her get a yellow ticket update from the Health Department.
by anonymous March 7, 2022
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Juandale Ticklebottom

A strong, big black man who gets all the bitches in his area.
Man 1:My girlfriend chose Juandale Ticklebottom over me!
Man 2: you know Juandale, he gets all the girls!
by Dingle Quandale April 16, 2022
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OG TICKET

Flamefraggs (funny moment man) coined this word as it represents his 9-year-old army
Render: bro, look at these fans!

Flame: THEY'RE MY OG TICKET BRO PLEASSEEE
Kalal: bro, shut the *era era aah* up
by oh_itstotallymookie May 10, 2022
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