Super Super Straight

So Straight Straighter the *Super Straight* You can kiss the homies without it being gay!

Justiny: "Yooo Joey You like Being Gangster dont you"

Joey: "Nah bro just fucking kiss me am super super straight"

Justiny: " No your a Gangster"

by ToxicG065 March 10, 2021

straight piledrive that shit

To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.

Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real

by staff September 6, 2005

straight pride parade

Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.

A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.

A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.

Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?

Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.

Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?

Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.

by Jules88 January 8, 2012

straight off the terd

a really bad smelling fart

damn jule that was straight off the terd

by jerrrrm September 11, 2005

Straight Kicks McGradles

verb; To relax and kick back even hard that one who is straight kicks.

Dude, I just ate so much queso and pot. It's gonna be straight kicks McGradles tonight for me.

by MLWoo June 2, 2008

straight but bi cuddly

a person who is attracted to the opposite gender, but will cuddle with anyone under the sun.

jana was straight but bi cuddly, she only like liked boys but would cuddle with and one of her girl friends.

by fabfavnsanss aacbb May 11, 2019

straight up ass

When something is extremely bad,

and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.

A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"

by word-god-from-hell July 12, 2023