streudel juice

Another name for semen, cum or love juice. Commonly used in a derogatory manner. Attributed to the Adelaide Funk band PORNLAND.

"I left my streudel juice all over your mum's face" or "I want to drink your streudel juice"

by Duncan Buchanan September 26, 2006

Good Juice

adj.: A saying indicating that something is good, awesome, hip, or "not fail". Could be used to describe an occurance of epic proportions, an awesome sports play, or some badass OJ.

"Dude! Did you see that touchdown?!"

"Hell yeah! That was some good juice!"

by jimmythewhoo October 22, 2009

Bruce Juice

1. quite simply it's a slang term to refer to the music of Bruce Springsteen.

2. this term could apply to the music played by any other music performer whose name is Bruce, like Bruce Cockburn.

1. On November 17, 1999 I saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band play at Ohio State University. The band came out and got ready. The Boss shouted out "1! 2! a 1-2-3-4!" and kicked out the jams with "The Ties That Bind". I knew then we were in for a major treat. It was 2.5 - 3 hours of pure Bruce Juice. Pure New Jerseyrock'n'roll. Sweet!

2. Earlier that year I saw (and met) Canadian folk rocker Bruce Cockburn. It was a one-man performance yet this form of Bruce Juice was also fun to see and hear.

3.

ALAN: Hey Mikey! Whatcha putting into the CD player?

MIKEY: Bruce Springsteen's album "The River".

ALAN: a double disk set! A double disk set has double the fun. Over an hour of top notch Bruce Juice. ALLLLLL-RIIIIGHT!!!!!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 12, 2011

Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.

P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.

by Dicknipplesalad June 12, 2020

Fuckle-Juice

Spooge; Cum; Manfat; Spunk

"Excuse me, I've brought a sample of semen, doctor."
"Ah, good! Fresh fuckle-juice! Excellent!"

by Lee Henman April 1, 2003

gina juice

juice that comes out of a vagina. it comes out when an orgasm is reacehd, brought on by sexual activities. it is also known as cum.

jim: oh my god! OH MY GOD!
slut: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! TAKE IT OUT! HERE IT COMES!
{slut sprays gina juice all over jim's face}
jim: oh shit! that is some sick ass shit! IM ABOUT TO JIZZ! ARGHHH!!!
{jim jizzes all over slut's face}

by dikey jane July 18, 2005

Rebel Juice

A concoction of 30 cans of Keystone Light, a fifth of cheap vodka, four pink lemon-aid concentrates, a bag of ice, and an optional pint of ever clear. The mixture is put into a cleaned out cooler and served like jungle juice.

I've been peeing out of my butt all day because I got schleezeboinked off Rebel Juice last night.

by Shiver Me Timbers August 24, 2009