flappy twat 

A worn out vagina. (May whistle while you walk)

"damn man she had such a flappy twat my dick got sad"

flappy twat by Soggy nuts July 25, 2016

Chop shop twat 

When you do the sex change surgery but only have the cash to do it in some taiwan back room operating area.

David, I mean Darlene, that's not a good manufactured pussy, that's just a chop shop twat.

Chop shop twat by OandK November 2, 2019

back twat 

opposite of front bum ie female anus

back twat by jonny the rocker September 13, 2003

Carpet Twat 

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.

"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"

Carpet Twat by Riga 09 February 24, 2009

Blueberry Twat Spray

When you are having a rough morning and the whore from DD fucks up your regular coffee and gives you blueberry. Making your day 1,000 better knowing that you have to deal with twats all day!

Also can be trash girls in your class

That girl is such a blueberry twat spray kinda girl!!

Blueberry Twat Spray by Blueberry Twat Spray March 28, 2009

Fag-twat 

1. A person who is being an unbelievable asshole.
2. A gay man's vagina.

Did you see Johnny making out with your sister last night? Jeez, what a fag-twat!

Fag-twat by Bleu B. November 24, 2011

Media Twat 

A male or female or male/female or someone who identifies or does not identify as... (Whatever)who turns their life or a simple situation into a story for the news, or people around you ( generally #mediatwat friends) to exploit. 15 minor fame

Use it, let's see how far the test will go. I think it's going to be a big thing haha.

You need to stop sending out all those pictures and video for likes and/ retweets. You're being a mediatwat.

Can we have. Meal without you being a media twat and taking pictures of your meal?
Ohhhhhh #blessed just pulled a baby out ofy vaghole I love being a mediatwat.

Yeah... I'm a mediawat -lets connect but never talk but stalk one another through our social.media life.

15min attention

Media Twat by SarahEstelle January 3, 2017