You have come back from Glastonbury, you walk through the door and sit down, nothing you thought was real is. At 9pm you leave your desk job and all you can hear is the thumping sound of the Pyramid in your head, you go to your local night club and all you can think is how much better shangri-la is. Your friends who all went to V-fest or Wireless say they understand how you feel, and why you always look so sad, they dont. They dont know what its like to get 2 hours sleep a night, in the fields of Somerset, with nothing but a fiver tent and ten crates of cider. Eventually you lose sight of everything, all the dates that matter in your life are when the tickets go on sale. You eventually have to get counselling, with the counsellor wandering why you keep on saying Michael Eavis under your breath. Soon you live in the stone circle, no amount of police force can prise you out, the fields of Pilton Farm are your sanctuary. For the remainder of your days you change your name officially to Glastonbury and wait for the sacred date: where you can do acid at 5am and no one cares. Having PGSD is a sad, sad life.
Jack: Have you seen how sad Jim looks lately?
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
by william reid July 20, 2015
Get the Post-glastonbury stress disorder.mug. A mental illness and conditions that can develop after a person has experienced or witnessed while living on the streets homeless for a short or long term period. Symptoms may include flashbacks or nightmare as well as uncontrollable thoughts about traumatic event(s) experienced on the street, severe anxiety, anti-social behavior, violent tendencies, low self-esteem, depression, suicidal tenancies, increased drug and/or use, criminal conduct.
As a proximate cause of the person being homeless on the street they suffer from Post Street Disorder (PSD).
by SWROBERTS August 12, 2018
Get the Post Street Disorder (PSD)mug. Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.
by skateboardingandmaryj June 28, 2011
Get the Post-toke Lurk Sessionmug. Kind of like a brain fart, but much more severe. This usually happens in a discord call with your closest friends because of course it does.
Friend: Have you seen Mike anywhere?
You: No I haven't seen hyimom.
Friend: Hyimom?
You: Oh my god I have Post traumatic Down Syndrome
You: No I haven't seen hyimom.
Friend: Hyimom?
You: Oh my god I have Post traumatic Down Syndrome
by VBSBazooka September 1, 2020
Get the Post Traumatic Down Syndromemug. by Blake_the_fish June 9, 2021
Get the Queen of Sh!t-postsmug. After a long term relationship ends, it is common that a person involved in the breakup will then go on to have a rebound that turns into another relationship. This rebound (compared to a normal rebound) moves very quickly and tends to be emotionally and physically intimate from the get go, as if picking up where the ended relationship left off instead of starting anew.
The person with post long term syndrome often is unaware of their condition. The new relationship often ends terribly due to the improper handling of emotions from the past relationship.
Symptoms of post long term syndrome can include: committing to the new partner too quickly, copious amounts of time with the new person, ignoring the pain from the last breakup and covering it up with feelings for the new partner, etc.
The person with post long term syndrome often is unaware of their condition. The new relationship often ends terribly due to the improper handling of emotions from the past relationship.
Symptoms of post long term syndrome can include: committing to the new partner too quickly, copious amounts of time with the new person, ignoring the pain from the last breakup and covering it up with feelings for the new partner, etc.
Oh man that break up was rough, they were together for 5 years. It's only been a month since things ended, but Cameron already found a new partner! Did you hear they already said 'I love you' and are moving in together this Spring? His post long term syndrome is awful.
by sadlyimnotafairy April 27, 2022
Get the post long term syndromemug. Sometimes called “PTPS” … this is a psychological disorder referring to when a mental block is created in the mind of an athlete due to a past sporting game failure, the likes of which could be called a “choke” by some…
This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.
This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.
Ben Simmons is currently suffering from PTPS, or Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome, stemming from his inability to Man Up in the 2021 NBA playoffs vs the Atlanta Hawks nearly 1 year ago.
by Big chill1028 April 26, 2022
Get the Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndromemug.