The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021
Get the Water Piratemug. 
by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023
Get the Butt Piratemug. Someone who looks at someone else's superbowl bingo card to see what clues have already come up and then marks their own card accordingly.
Scott: Hey look! Schlembach just copied off of Lauren's bingo card to see what clues already came up!
Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.
Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.
by meandyermom March 9, 2012
Get the bingo piratemug. A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021
Get the Pirate shreddermug. The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness
by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018
Get the Seasick Piratemug. The same thing as Netflix and Chill but instead of Netflix, a show/movie acquired by piracy is put on in the background instead.
Sarah thought she was going to John's to Netflix and Chill but John pirated the movie that was playing so it turned into Pirate and Booty instead.
by md89 December 18, 2015
Get the pirate and bootymug.